It is no secret that the time for gifting is nigh. We all have those people in our lives who are just downright difficult to shop for. Some people have very specific tastes. Others simply prefer their gift to be gags. Whether you’re shopping for the guy who has everything or the gal who never knows what she wants, no one will ever be disappointed with the most essential thing in our lives….
…Food, of course!
Everyone loves food, and everyone really loves delicious food. Why not forget the perfect ‘Potterhead’ present, and choose something that literally no one can live without?
I mean, when someone says “bacon,” you think “duh.” Take a moment and think about how happy you would be if you could have the highest quality, A-1 bacon delivered to you on a platter every month. Need I say more? Now, imagine the joy you could spark in that certain someone’s life by lifting the veil from their eyes and enriching their lives with an introduction to the bacon of the month club.
The Gift That Keeps On Giving
That’s right— your eyes are not playing tricks on you. I said the world’s best bacon delivered to your door monthly. Quick recap: mouth-watering bacon, delivered to your door month after month so you can enjoy the awesomeness again and again? It sounds like a club that everyone should be fighting to be a part of!
Okay, listen up dads: the time has come for your reward for all of the self-sacrifices that comes hand in hand with being D-A-D. The annual golf trip that you had to turn down; the bachelor party that you couldn’t go to because the littlest was sick; the hobbies that made you feel like the pipe-swingin’, meat-eatin’, alpha-dog-leading-from-the-front you that the Mrs. fell in love with in the first place that has slowly been eroded and replaced with the familial obligations that make you the best dad in the world. It’s time you were honored as the 1st Team All-Pro Man Rocket you’ve been performing as for all these years. What better way to celebrate the man they call daddy than gifting your meals fit for a king? It just makes sense that the man of the house— the provider, the protector, the grinder who isn’t afraid to roll up his sleeves and go to work— be provided access to the elite fraternity of bacon lovers who appreciate quality in their lives. Honestly, this decision seems like a no-brainer. What better way to celebrate the man they call daddy than gifting your meals fit for a king? It just makes sense that the man of the house— the provider, the protector, the grinder who isn’t afraid to roll up his sleeves and go to work— be provided access to the elite fraternity of bacon lovers who appreciate quality in their lives. Honestly, this decision seems like a no-brainer.
Do What Feels Right
Celebrating masculinity through gifts is one of the best ways to honor the men that we care about. Although it may sound like a broken record, men love food— and they love delicious meaty food in particular. Could that 32-piece home tool kit suffice as a present for the man we rely on— day in and day out– to fix, mend, build, and save the things in our lives that we can’t? Sure. It very well could fit on the workbench in his garage. But does that feel like the right thing to do? If we’re taking a moment to be fully transparent with ourselves, I don’t think the answer is yes. A more right and proper representation of our love and affection would reward his life— and his stomach— with the best meats on the market today. As we all know, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach— and the way to his stomach should be paved with bacon.